will leave Saint Augustine and Fl Douce to talk about on their afternoon walks.

I-Iow is it, you ask, that the 1967 and 1996 Green Bay Packers are playing for a Superbowl in heaven. Well the way this whole thing got started was a golf game that god an Vince Lombardi were playing . God and Saint Vincent play a lot of golf since Vince is the only one who will not let god cheat, and god just loves to beat him seldom as it happens. They say when god wins he walks around heaven with that old hat and overcoat, just like he was Vince Lombardi. Lucky he does not when very often because he makes the Angels do wind sprints, and jumping jacks, and fines them if he catches them in an ice cream parlor after hours.

It all started when God Moses, Vincent, and John The Baptist were playing a foursome, and God, John and Mosses started pulling there usual tricks. You know, John the Baptist hits one into the sandtrap, a gopher carries it to the green and a Squirrel drops it in. Then an eagle gets God out of water hazard, and Moses, makes the same water hazard part like the Red Sea as he putts through.

Well this had been going since the resurrection and just getting worse and worse. Well they asked Vince to join them in a round right after he gets up here in the early seventies. Lombardi spent the shortest stint of any sports figure in purgatory, I guess they figured if he stayed too long he would turn it into a one of his traing camps, and it was bad enough as it was.

After Vince played the first found and watched this array little miracles he just put his hands on his hips unbuttoned his old over coat, gave the tank trap smile like he would when he caught Paul Horning, and Max Megee in some after hours dive as he fined them 500 dollars, and said in that booming voice of his . "Lets cut this bullshit and play some golf"

So from then on they cut the bullshit and played golf, but Vince always had to keep an eye on them, that kept them honest. One time Moses forgot that he had sworn off miracles, and the had to get a wrecker to pull his golf cart out of the water Hazard. The Pharo split a gut seeing that happen.

So the thing was without the bullshit Vince was the best golfer and god had to be given about 10 handicap to make it interesting. This went for a long time a god's handicap just kept getting worse and worse.

Finally one day when god came off the golf course boggieing the last five hole Vince said to him.

"the battle does not always go the strong nor the race to