Well the one time it turned out that Bruno was very visible was bear hunting season. I asked him why he did not choose to be a stealth bear during that time of the year.

He looked at me and snorted, like a grad student does when you ask her how her dissertation is going, or a fat person who you have just caught breaking their diet after they back slid twenty pounds and said.

"must be because I having my tail shoot off. Its really fun running around the woods with idiots trying to shoot me. I also just love it when the dogs try to rips my ears off, and I have to kill the whole pack dogs who I have nothing against, save that they are doing what they are trained to get away"

That's all he would say he never told me the reason but I am sure that

Merlin had something to do with it.

Not wanting to waste Merlin's talent I told t him about my problem. I explained to him how when my 68,000 dollars in student loans which recently went into delinquency. I then explained how some one by mistake had sold my loan contract to a Bolivian Hit Team, and they never goes back on a contract, so in not too long I might be facing a pay or die situation.

Merlin smiled and said.

" Well maybe you shouldn't have been so quick to have yourself presumed dead. May be in this case presumed dead means as good as dead.l suppose you will be wanting an AK47 just like Bill? Maybe you could become a professional organ donor. I hear that pays good, but yeah gotta be careful that you don't sell them anything yeah only got one of, or can't spare.

(Tune in after another word from our sponsor, we are still looking for one, we thought we had Quakers Oats on the line, but sadly their New York office said we were just said we were too far over the top)

What Happens to Bruno?

Will Bill the Possum and I get our Ak47s